A Brief Political Entry

Dear Senator (or whatever you are anymore) John Kerry,
Please stop considering running for president in 2008, everyone knows you are. I, who am the king of being vague, am especially certain, shown by your responses on your recent appearances of the Colbert Report.
Yes, we need a change from the current Republican regime, but we also need a change from the Democrat's lukewarm trend. America might want only a second rate president after Bush, settling for less when they know they've just experienced the worst, were you to be elected, we would again receive a third rate candidate. I really just want someone who knows how they feel about everything, who is willing to be bold and courageous and do things that I can't.
You aren't that person.
Trust me.
Love,
(my name)